Classic cut. Eternal statement.
Clean. Crisp. Loud in the quietest way.
This regular fit white tee is cut from breathable 100% cotton and stamped with the phrase:
“Can’t Be More Internet Than God”
a line that hits like scripture in a scroll-happy world.
Tailored for everyday wear with a straight silhouette, soft handfeel, and a ribbed crewneck that holds its shape. It’s the kind of tee that doesn't ask for attention, but gets it anyway.
Fit: Regular – not oversized, not slim, just right
Fabric: 100% cotton, mid-weight (insert gsm if known)
Color: White
Print: Bold black text centered or upper chest (adjust as needed)
Neckline: Ribbed crew
Hem: Straight hem, double-stitched for durability
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Print will soften over time without fading meaning.
Speaks louder than logos
Internet irony meets divine energy
Clean enough to layer, bold enough to wear solo
Streetwear meets statement piece
Classic cut. Eternal statement.
Clean. Crisp. Loud in the quietest way.
This regular fit white tee is cut from breathable 100% cotton and stamped with the phrase:
“Can’t Be More Internet Than God”
a line that hits like scripture in a scroll-happy world.
Tailored for everyday wear with a straight silhouette, soft handfeel, and a ribbed crewneck that holds its shape. It’s the kind of tee that doesn't ask for attention, but gets it anyway.
Fit: Regular – not oversized, not slim, just right
Fabric: 100% cotton, mid-weight (insert gsm if known)
Color: White
Print: Bold black text centered or upper chest (adjust as needed)
Neckline: Ribbed crew
Hem: Straight hem, double-stitched for durability
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Print will soften over time without fading meaning.
Speaks louder than logos
Internet irony meets divine energy
Clean enough to layer, bold enough to wear solo
Streetwear meets statement piece