$39.50

Tagline:

Classic cut. Eternal statement.

Description:

Clean. Crisp. Loud in the quietest way.
This regular fit white tee is cut from breathable 100% cotton and stamped with the phrase:
“Can’t Be More Internet Than God”
a line that hits like scripture in a scroll-happy world.

Tailored for everyday wear with a straight silhouette, soft handfeel, and a ribbed crewneck that holds its shape. It’s the kind of tee that doesn't ask for attention, but gets it anyway.

Details:

  • Fit: Regular – not oversized, not slim, just right

  • Fabric: 100% cotton, mid-weight (insert gsm if known)

  • Color: White

  • Print: Bold black text centered or upper chest (adjust as needed)

  • Neckline: Ribbed crew

  • Hem: Straight hem, double-stitched for durability

  • Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Print will soften over time without fading meaning.

Why You’ll Want It:

  • Speaks louder than logos

  • Internet irony meets divine energy

  • Clean enough to layer, bold enough to wear solo

  • Streetwear meets statement piece

Size:

Tagline:

Classic cut. Eternal statement.

Description:

Clean. Crisp. Loud in the quietest way.
This regular fit white tee is cut from breathable 100% cotton and stamped with the phrase:
“Can’t Be More Internet Than God”
a line that hits like scripture in a scroll-happy world.

Tailored for everyday wear with a straight silhouette, soft handfeel, and a ribbed crewneck that holds its shape. It’s the kind of tee that doesn't ask for attention, but gets it anyway.

Details:

  • Fit: Regular – not oversized, not slim, just right

  • Fabric: 100% cotton, mid-weight (insert gsm if known)

  • Color: White

  • Print: Bold black text centered or upper chest (adjust as needed)

  • Neckline: Ribbed crew

  • Hem: Straight hem, double-stitched for durability

  • Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Print will soften over time without fading meaning.

Why You’ll Want It:

  • Speaks louder than logos

  • Internet irony meets divine energy

  • Clean enough to layer, bold enough to wear solo

  • Streetwear meets statement piece